Register    Login    Forum    Members   Search    FAQ



Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 4 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Just because someone
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:56 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:02 pm
Posts: 48
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have
Don't try to hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Nike air max
Nike shox
Nike shox shoes
Nike shox r4
Nike shox nz

_________________
nike air max tn


Top 
 Profile Send private message  
 
 Post subject: Next morning
 Post Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:47 pm 
Offline

Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 9:07 am
Posts: 354
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods.Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Dallas Cowboys He spends all day shagging the pigs, and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

_________________
Ugg Boots


Top 
 Profile Send private message  
 
 Post subject: Tom and Johnny
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:05 pm 
Offline

Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 9:07 am
Posts: 354
The Mental Patients

Posted on February 10, 2008


Tom and Johnny were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Johnny suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Tom jumped in and saved
Johnny and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.

Then doctor said to Tom:
“We have good news and bad news for you, Tom. The good news is we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient. The bad news is,the patient, Johnny whom you had saved hung himself in the toilet.”
Nike Shox Torch
Nike Shox NZ USD
Nike Shox NZ Plating Hook
Tom said:
” He didn’t hang himself. He was wet after drowning so I hung him there to dry. “

_________________
Ugg Boots


Top 
 Profile Send private message  
 
 Post subject: The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes
 Post Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:17 pm 
Offline

Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 9:07 am
Posts: 354
Heavenly
Toronto Raptors jerseys
Toronto Raptors apparel
Toronto Raptors shirts
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

_________________
Ugg Boots


Top 
 Profile Send private message  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 4 posts ] 


 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron