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 Post subject: The proper function of man is to live,but not to exist.
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:55 pm 
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When I say I know you,I mean I knew you yesterday. I do not know you actually now.

2.Wonders are many,and nothing is more wonderful then man.

3.The proper function of man is to live,but not to exist.

4.If you smile when one is around,you really mean it.
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 Post subject: The proper function of man is to live,but not to exist.
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When I say I know you,I mean I knew you yesterday. I do not know you actually now.

2.Wonders are many,and nothing is more wonderful then man.

3.The proper function of man is to live,but not to exist.

4.If you smile when one is around,you really mean it.
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 Post subject: Healing the Sick
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Healing the Sick
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television.

The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

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Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."

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 Post subject: Two campers
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Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

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His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

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 Post subject: 50 Year Old Nightie
 Post Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:22 pm 
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A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.

That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.

She looked at her husband and said,Jimmy Choo Cool fold sheepskin boots
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He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.' "

She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."

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 Post subject: The Rolex Kentucky Three-Day event
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The Rolex Kentucky Three-Day event, the test event for the eventing competition in the games will see its initiation on Thursday, April 22. The Dressage for which will begin at 9 a.m. and the same time schedule will be followed A.Lange & Sohne
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 Post subject: Two rednecks
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Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were sitting in a bar one night watching rasslin' on the tube. At the end of the match was an advertisement. A loud, obnoxious character came on screaming about the $10,000 dollars prize money for anyone who could defeat "The Killer".
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Jake looked at Bubba, a 6' 4" giant with the brain the size of a pea, and got an idea. He told Bubba, "I bet you could beat that guy. He doesn't look so rough, and you're no wimp." Bubba thought about it for a minute and agreed that he probably could.

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